"Be real."

piranhabites: iraffiruse: Dogs make everything better THIS IS...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:13:22 -0400

piranhabites:

iraffiruse:

Dogs make everything better

THIS IS THE ONLY POST ON TUMBLR THAT MATTERS

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:01:40 -0400

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:03:54 -0400

when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

stacysdad: chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:03:45 -0400

stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

josh-hutchermurderer: do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:52:55 -0400

josh-hutchermurderer:

do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy

Photo

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:51:28 -0400

discodick: lesprisenpati: fuckyeahdementia: Mrs. Doubtfire...

Fri, 31 May 2013 14:44:17 -0400

discodick:

lesprisenpati:

fuckyeahdementia:

Mrs. Doubtfire recut as a horror movie.

I WOULD PAY MONEY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN

OMG. I need to see more trailer remakes like this.

Photo

Fri, 31 May 2013 14:31:09 -0400

IF

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:48:19 -0400

you still know all the words to the old K-9 Advantix commercial, I will marry you.

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:39:39 -0400

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

My songs know what you did last summer.

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:31:47 -0400

My songs know what you did last summer.

Photo

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:25:40 -0400

"Every night I empty my heart, but by morning it’s full again. Slowly, droplets of you seep in..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 23:39:00 -0400

“Every night I empty my heart, but by morning it’s full again. Slowly, droplets of you seep in through the night’s soft caress. But don’t I overflow with thoughts of us, an aching pressure that gives me no respite. Love cannot be contained; the neat packaging of desire splits asunder, spilling crimson through my days, long languishing days that are now bruised, tender with yearning, spent searching for a fingerprint, a scent, a breath you left behind.”

cerebraldisorder:

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:57:13 -0400

cerebraldisorder:

Photo

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 10:41:30 -0400

wander1ustt: 15poundstosummer: mcgooglykins: merspers: tumbon...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:33:06 -0400

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

leaveloveinthegutter: if you’ve never been in the bathroom when someone tries to open the stall...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 23:50:36 -0400

leaveloveinthegutter:

if you’ve never been in the bathroom when someone tries to open the stall you’re in you haven’t experienced true fear

brandnewswastikas: Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 10:05:40 -0400

brandnewswastikas:

Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.

“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 11:42:41 -0400

“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life; Love shouldn’t be one of them.”

— Dream for an Insomniac

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 13:41:08 -0400

holdmyhat:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant.

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

I have a name, and it is not Ashley.